Category: Cartoons


MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass!
Butler: Kiss it? We’ll even wipe it for you!**

MB: From here on in it’s easy street!
Peter: Any bars on that street?**
Butler: 24 happy hours a day.**
Peter: Oh Boy!**

MB: We’ll stop Jehovah’s at the gate!
Guard: May I see that pamphlet, sir?**
*Slap*
Peter: My God, This house is freakin’ sweet!

Chef 1: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch,
Chef 1 & 2: Each and Everyday!
Chef 3: Chocolate Cake, a la Blake!
Peter: 100 bucks, Blake is gay!

MB: We’ll do the best we can with Meg!
Meg: Are you saying I’m ugly?**
Maid: It doesn’t matter, dear, your rich now!**

MB: We’ll do your nails and rub your feet!
Lois: Oh, that’s not nessa- Oh My!**

MB: We’ll do your homework every night!
Chris: It’s really hard!**
Butler: That’s why we got that Steven Hawking guy.**
Peter: My God, This house is freakin’ sweet!

Used to pass lots of gas!
Lois ran away!
Now we’ve got 30 rooms!
Hello beans! Goodbye spray!

MB: We’d take a bullet just for you!
Stewie: Oh what a coincidence, I’ve got one!**
Lois: Stewie!**
MB: Prepare to suck that golden teat!
Now that you’re stinking rich,
We’ll gladly be your bitch!

Peter: My God, This house is…

MB and Peter: Freakin’ Swee~eet!
MB: Welcome!**

Maid: That’s a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here!

Peter: Hey! Wait a second! Where ya going?

Maid: The old bag only paid us up through the song.

Lois: Well, we can just pick up after ourselves.
After all well just be here on the weekends…

Peter: No, no Lois! It’s time you start living like the
piece of Schmidt you are!

Lois: That’s PewterSchmidt…

Peter: W- Wait! You guys, You guys! Your all hired to be full time
Griffin servants!

Lois: Peter, Where are we going to get the money
to pay all these people?

Peter: Simple… I… uh… sold our house in Quahog
Lois: You sold our home?!?

Peter: Surprise!

Lois: Peter, how could you?!?

Peter: Whoops…

Peter: I recognize that tone!
Tonight, I sleep alone!
But still this…

MB and Peter: house is freakin’ swee~eet!

Family Guy
1999
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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man..!

Artist: Ween
Album: The Mollusk
Release Date: 1997

King of The Hill
1997