Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split and his…

"That’s… that’s enough music for now lads…" 

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn’t!")
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("No!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn’t!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("All lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Monty Python And The Holy Grail OST
Release Date: 1975
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