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MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass!
Butler: Kiss it? We’ll even wipe it for you!**

MB: From here on in it’s easy street!
Peter: Any bars on that street?**
Butler: 24 happy hours a day.**
Peter: Oh Boy!**

MB: We’ll stop Jehovah’s at the gate!
Guard: May I see that pamphlet, sir?**
*Slap*
Peter: My God, This house is freakin’ sweet!

Chef 1: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch,
Chef 1 & 2: Each and Everyday!
Chef 3: Chocolate Cake, a la Blake!
Peter: 100 bucks, Blake is gay!

MB: We’ll do the best we can with Meg!
Meg: Are you saying I’m ugly?**
Maid: It doesn’t matter, dear, your rich now!**

MB: We’ll do your nails and rub your feet!
Lois: Oh, that’s not nessa- Oh My!**

MB: We’ll do your homework every night!
Chris: It’s really hard!**
Butler: That’s why we got that Steven Hawking guy.**
Peter: My God, This house is freakin’ sweet!

Used to pass lots of gas!
Lois ran away!
Now we’ve got 30 rooms!
Hello beans! Goodbye spray!

MB: We’d take a bullet just for you!
Stewie: Oh what a coincidence, I’ve got one!**
Lois: Stewie!**
MB: Prepare to suck that golden teat!
Now that you’re stinking rich,
We’ll gladly be your bitch!

Peter: My God, This house is…

MB and Peter: Freakin’ Swee~eet!
MB: Welcome!**

Maid: That’s a wrap people, now lets get the hell outta here!

Peter: Hey! Wait a second! Where ya going?

Maid: The old bag only paid us up through the song.

Lois: Well, we can just pick up after ourselves.
After all well just be here on the weekends…

Peter: No, no Lois! It’s time you start living like the
piece of Schmidt you are!

Lois: That’s PewterSchmidt…

Peter: W- Wait! You guys, You guys! Your all hired to be full time
Griffin servants!

Lois: Peter, Where are we going to get the money
to pay all these people?

Peter: Simple… I… uh… sold our house in Quahog
Lois: You sold our home?!?

Peter: Surprise!

Lois: Peter, how could you?!?

Peter: Whoops…

Peter: I recognize that tone!
Tonight, I sleep alone!
But still this…

MB and Peter: house is freakin’ swee~eet!

Family Guy
1999
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Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A lady that I know just came from Columbia,
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out some Marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.

And I said,
"No, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more,
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(Ah-ah-aye-aye)

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain,
She smiled because I did not understand. (Parazzi! Parazzi!) (Ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.

And I said,
"No, no, no, no, I don’t sniff it no more,
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
(Aye-aye-aye)

A man that I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oo, (Oh no!)
He smiled because I did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (And he wasn’t joking!!!)

And I said,
"No, no, no, no, I don’t drink it no more,
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Well, I said,
"No, no, no, no, I can’t take it no more,
I’m tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Hey yeh!

"I’ll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"

Artist: Ringo Starr
Album: Goodnight Vienna
Release Date: 1974

Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools

Spineless swine
Cemented minds

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old shit since 1962

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I wanna go home
I don’t wanna stay
Give up education
As a bad mistake

Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates

I wanna go home
I don’t wanna stay

Da-da-da …

Belligerent ghouls
Run Manchester schools

Spineless bastards all …

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I wanna go home
I don’t want to stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake

Please excuse me from gym
I’ve got this terrible cold coming on
He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours

I want to go home
I don’t want to stay…

Da-da-da …

Artist: The Smiths
Album: Meat Is Murder
Release Date: 1985

Shakey threw a party
that lasted all night
Everybody drank a lot of something nice
There was an old fashioned band
of married men
Looking up to me
for encouragement
– it was so-so

The ladies looked bad
but the music was sad
No one took their eyes off Lorraine
She shimmered and she strolled like a Chicago moll
Her feathers looked better and better
– it was so-so

Yea! it was time to unfreeze
When the Reverend Alabaster danced on his knees
Slam! so it wasn’t a game
Cracking all the mirrors in shame

Watch that man!
Oh honey, watch that man
He talks like a jerk
but he could eat you with a fork and spoon
Watch that man! Oh honey, watch that man
He walks like a jerk
But he’s only taking care of the room
Must be in tune

A Benny Goodman 1fan painted holes in his hands
So Shakey hung him up to dry
The pundits3were joking
the manholes were smoking
And every bottle battled
with the reason why

The girl on the phone wouldn’t leave me alone
A throw back from someone’s LP
A lemon in a bag played
the Tiger Rag3
And the bodies on the screen stopped bleeding

Yeah! I was shaking like a leaf
For I couldn’t understand the conversation
Yeah! I ran to the street, looking for information

Watch that man!
Oh honey, watch that man
He talks like a jerk
but he could eat you with a fork and spoon
Watch that man! Oh honey, watch that man
He walks like a jerk
But he’s only taking care of the room
Must be in tune

Watch that man…

Artist David Bowie
Album: Aladdin Sane
Release Date: 1973

Saint Joe he said he’s never been
Dressed up like a woman
Saint Joe they said your dad is gay
They said your mom
She’s a whore
They said it ’til you
Were raw
They said your mom
She’s a bore
They made her beg
Them for more

My Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary says
They have the darkness there in their eyes

Saint Joe he said he’s never been made
Up like a woman
Saint Joe the time is coming when…

When Mary never will return
When Mary never will come back here…
Yeah Mary never will return

O’ Mary please
Come home
O’ my aunt Mary
Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary says they have
The darkness there in their eyes

My Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary says
They have the darkness there in their eyes

O’ my aunt Mary
Aunt Mary
Aunt Mary says they have the darkness there
They have the family disease
They have the darkness there in their minds

Artist: Marcy Playground
Album: Marcy Playground
Release Date: 1997

I’m wearin
Fur pajamas
I ride a
Hot potata
It’s tickling my fancy
Speak up I cant hear you

Here on this mountain-top
Oh oh
I got some wild wild life
I got some news to tell ya
Oh oh
About some wild wild life
Here comes the doctor in charge
Oh oh
She’s got some wild wild life
Aint that the way you like it?
Oh oh
Livin wild wild life

I wrestle
With your conscience
You wrestle
With your partner
Sittin on a window sill but he
Spends his time behind closed doors

Check out Mr. Businessman
Oh oh
He bought some wild wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
Oh oh
He got some wild wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Oh oh
He’s doin wild wild life
I know that’s the way you like it
Oh oh
Livin wild wild life

Peace of mind
It’s a piece of cake
Thought control
You get on board anytime you like

Like sittin on pins and needles
Things fall apart, it’s scientific

Sleepin on the interstate
Oh oh
Gettin wild wild life
Checkin in checkin out
Oh oh
I got some wild wild life
Spendin all of my money and time
Oh oh
Done too much wild wild life
We wanna go where we go where we go
Oh oh
I doin wild wild
I know it that’s how we start
Oh oh
Got some wild wild life
Take a picture here in the daylight
Oh oh
And it’s a wild wild life
You’ve grown so tall, you’ve grown so fast
Oh oh
Wild wild
I know that’s the way you like it
Oh oh
Livin wild wild wild wild, life

Artist: Talking Heads
Album: True Stories
Release Date: 1986

Doo da doo doo doo doo da doo doo doo

Who is the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
Rolling down the highway in my Jimmy hauling freight
From Chicago to St Louis Lord I see her every day
A double clutching weasel like me can hardly ever get a girl to look at him that way
Like the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway

Well what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
I bet it wouldn’t take her very long to be gone
If someone would pull a dirty trick and take her hot pants away
I slow my Jimmy down to twenty that’s how many wrecks I see there every day
Caused by the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway

A doo da doo doo doo doo da doo doo doo

Doggone that girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
Sleepy headed painter said the girl wasn’t real better get the (kwee) on my way
On Route 66 from the billboard to Chicago
You’ll find tiny pieces of my heart scattered every which a way
Shattered by the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway

A doo da doo doo doo doo da doo doo doo dee da dee dee doo

Artist: Del Reeves
Album: Del Reeves Sings Girl On The Billboard
Release Date: 1965

Childhood living is easy to do
The things you wanted I bought them for you
Graceless lady you know who I am
You know I cant let you slide through my hands

Wild horses couldn’t drag me away
Wild, wild horses, couldn’t drag me away

I watched you suffer a dull aching pain
Now you decided to show me the same
No sweeping exits or offstage lines
Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind

Wild horses couldn’t drag me away
Wild, wild horses, couldn’t drag me away

I know I dreamed you a sin and a lie
I have my freedom but I don’t have much time
Faith has been broken, tears must be cried
Lets do some living after we die

Wild horses couldn’t drag me away
Wild, wild horses, well ride them some day

Wild horses couldn’t drag me away
Wild, wild horses, well ride them some day

Artist: Susan Boyle
Album: I Dreamed A Dream
Release Date: 2009

Ancient walls of flowers tumblin’ down
Black cat petals and a smiling clown
I like to keep them in
A jar beside
Just enough to mess my mind inside
But I never heard you callin’ from the sun
Did you ever care to shoot your silver gun
No I never heard you callin’ from the moon
Did you ever care to sing your free love tune

Ancient walls of whispers falling low
Murmur simmer and I’m feeling slow
Keep me up but keep me in my head
I’ll ping a pound of posies ’til I’m dead
But I never heard you callin’ from the sun
Did you ever care to shoot your silver gun
No I never heard you callin’ from the moon
Did you ever care to sing your free love tune

Ancient walls of flowers tumblin’ down
Ancient walls of flowers tumblin’ down
Ancient walls of whispers tumblin’ down
Ancient walls are tumblin’ all over this town

Artist: Marcy Playground
Album: Marcy Playground
Release Date: 1997

Today is the greatest
Day I’ve ever known
Can’t live for tomorrow,
Tomorrow’s much too long
I’ll burn my eyes out
Before I get out

I wanted more
Than life could ever grant me
Bored by the chore
Of saving face

Today is the greatest
Day I’ve never known
Can’t wait for tomorrow
I might not have that long
I’ll tear my heart out
Before I get out

Pink ribbon scars
That never forget
I tried so hard
To cleanse these regrets
My angel wings
Were bruised and restrained
My belly stings

Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day

I want to turn you on
I want to turn you on
I want to turn you on
I want to turn you

Today is the greatest
Today is the greatest day
Today is the greatest day
That I have ever really known

Artist: Smashing Pumpkins
Album: Siamese Dream
Release Date: 1993