Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-ooh-wah
Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-ooh-wah
Oooh-wah-oooh
Oooh-wah-oooh
Teenage, green age, awkward in-between age
Teenage Enema Nurse
I turned fifteen, thought it was a teen scene
Teenage Enema Nurse
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
I’m a Teenage Enema Nurse!

We’re all just —
Teenage Enema Nurse
Nurses in bondage!
Teenage Enema Nurse
Nurses in bondage!
Teenage Enema Nurse
Nurses in bondage!
Teenage Enema Nurse

They must have left a chapter out.
In student nursing classes.
They never taught me all about
Those tubes and lubes and asses.

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

They told me, “Stick the nozzle in;
There’s really nothing to it!
It’s not a very pretty job
But someone’s got to do it!”

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-ooh-wah
Ooh-wah-ooh-wah-ooh-wah
Oooh-wah-oooh
Oooh-wah-oooh
Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
Teenage Enema Nurse
Poses with hoses; ain’t no bed of roses
Teenage Enema Nurse
There are no vacations, just evacuations
I’m a Teenage Enema Nurse

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

I had my first emergency
It made me so disgusted
The bag swelled up with urgency
To empty, and it busted

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

The work is shit, the pay is low
I labor night and day
I’d quit, but I’m so broke I know
I’ll never find a way

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse
Teenage Enema Nurse, Teenage Enema Nurse

This job stinks!

Artist: Killer Pussy
Album: Bikini Wax
Release Date: 1982
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